Warnings: Implied sex, terrible pick-up lines.
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Summary: A routine fight between Auror partners makes a sharp turn, and Ron really didn't see it coming. Not that he has any complaint.
A/N: Silly homage to a Ron/Draco trope. Or: Ron and Draco are at each other's throat, but it's really a flirting technique — at least for one of them.